Brockley Central - the musical!

Our much-loved regular feature Brockley Bites has inspired its own tribute act: "Brockley Bites: a night of new short plays" at the Moonbow Jakes Theatre (you know, Moonbow Jakes).

There are still tickets available for the performances on the 23rd and 26th of September, from 7.45pm. Visit http://moonbowjakes.moonfruit.com/

Starring Richard E Grant as Hugh, Bob Hoskins as Monkeyboy and Andy Serkis in his Gollum costume will play The Cat Man.

18 comments:

Monkeyboy said...

I hope Bob Hoskins bases me on his 'Harold Shand' of 'The Long Good Friday' fame.

If you've not seen it rent it on DVD. Good if only to see Charlie (??), the male nurse on Casualty, get stabed to death with a broken bottle.

Brockley Nick said...

I was thinking more of his portrayal of Super Mario.

Monkeyboy said...

Sigh..... spoil sport. (he also get to shag a young Helen Mirran)

The Cat Man said...

Is gollum gay? :0)

tj said...

oh very much so

Headhunter said...

Really? How do you know?

drakefell debaser said...

he did take a fancy to Frodo afterall. Wasn't too keen on Samwise..prejudiced against fat people prehaps.

Anonymous said...

Was Gollum Gay? Well he couldn't wait to get his hands on Frodo's ring......


er I'll get mi coat.

drakefell debaser said...

Frodos ring...brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, Gollum, a slimey, cave dwelling goblin, selfish, paranoid, despised yet pitied at the same time - my god it is Catman.

Anonymous said...

I thought so...

drakefell debaser said...

....and on that bombshell....

Anonymous said...

the boy's gotta learn - racism aint cool dude

The Cat Man said...

let's not start that ball rolling again, we are secretly know I'm not a racist even if people care not to admit it!

And why isn't headhunter represented?

Anonymous said...

It's Brockley bites, not Bonfire of the Vanities...

The Cat Man said...

ah ok!

Speaking of vanities, I've just enrolled in that gym at London bridge called 'thirty seven degrees', has anyone been?

Anonymous said...

No, but Anonymous attends Fitness First

Headhunter would clearly be played by Swampy.

Hugh said...

I've been away but you've all remained in my thoughts. Normal service to be resumed when time allows.

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