Our friend Ben has sent us this Easter miracle and since the Sun and the Star weren't terribly interested, we thought we'd bring it to you. It's a crisp in the shape of the Easter Bunny, in case you were wondering.
Easter in Brockley is well boring. The great and the good of this area should get together to lay on some local events. An easter egg hunt or something.
I'm sure that's in the Bible. "and lo, on the fourth day the slimey beast did emerge from a bag of salt and vinegar..." Which has been surpressed by the Church since salt and snails, whether holy or not, are simply not compatible.
Has a giant lump of fried potato in the guise of a smouldering jet-engine recently crashed through your bedroom Nick? If so, I recommend you get in touch with a psychotherapist, sharpish.
It's nothing to do with that Donnie. Since my arrival at Nick's Gaff to get him to do one last job, the stupid f****ng c***'s been getting so f*****g worried that he's seeing f*****g c****** rabbits all over the f****** place.
Isnt Easter boring everywhere? Not just Brockley, which is good news for Brockley. However, there is light at the end of the tunnel, Spring party this coming Saturday at Jam Circus, (10th April). Fancy dress in your spring attire, i personally am going to do my best as a spring lamb. Forgive my sly plugging.
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looks more like a snail, an easter snail
The Easter Snail - is that Catford's answer to the Easter Bunny?
Easter in Brockley is well boring.
The great and the good of this area should get together to lay on some local events. An easter egg hunt or something.
@Boring - if you want to organise something, I'll happily give it a plug. Let me know.
What about a crucifixion? All the rage in the Philippines. I'm well up for it.
No Nick I want others to do it.
Yes, I know.
Ok, so why didn't you just be upfront about it?
I'm sure that's in the Bible. "and lo, on the fourth day the slimey beast did emerge from a bag of salt and vinegar..." Which has been surpressed by the Church since salt and snails, whether holy or not, are simply not compatible.
Has a giant lump of fried potato in the guise of a smouldering jet-engine recently crashed through your bedroom Nick? If so, I recommend you get in touch with a psychotherapist, sharpish.
It's nothing to do with that Donnie. Since my arrival at Nick's Gaff to get him to do one last job, the stupid f****ng c***'s been getting so f*****g worried that he's seeing f*****g c****** rabbits all over the f****** place.
;)
@Donnie - the ELL countdown clock on the right is actually counting down to when the world will end.
"The Easter Snail - is that Catford's answer to the Easter Bunny?"
as of today, and to the best of my knowledge, catford has not received any questions from the easter bunny, so no
Isnt Easter boring everywhere? Not just Brockley, which is good news for Brockley.
However, there is light at the end of the tunnel, Spring party this coming Saturday at Jam Circus, (10th April). Fancy dress in your spring attire, i personally am going to do my best as a spring lamb. Forgive my sly plugging.
That couldn't be less sly than a HUGE sign saying 'FANCY DRESS AT JAM CIRCUS - COME AND BUY BEER AND STUFF'
Sounds good though, if I come as a pot of mint sauce can I slather my self all over your....oh never mind.
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