Brockley Central's still not sure what we'll actually see during the extensive coverage of the Royal Wedding.
A slow procession down some streets of London, with lots of aerial footage just like the Marathon last weekend, the ceremony itself (always boring even when you know the couple personally, we kept our own stripped down to about three minutes) and then lots of unbearable talking heads commenting in excruciating detail on every aspect of what we've just seen.
That's it right? We don't get invited to the after party? We don't see what happens in the honeymoon suite?
We expect to find the whole thing as teeth-grindingly dull as we did in 1981, only this time, we have the option of getting drunk.
So, on Southeastcentral.co.uk we've started to compile a list of local options, since no-one came up with anything when we ran this thread in March.