Brockley Girls Are Easy

Forsythe: In this dream I found myself making love to a strange man. Only I'm having trouble you see, because he's old... and dying... and he smells bad, and I find him repulsive. But then he tells me that everything is erotic, that everything is sexual. You know what I mean? He tells me that even old flesh is erotic flesh. That disease is the love of two alien kinds of creatures for each other.

- Shivers

Brockley resident Reisha has recorded her account of alien activity in Brockley on UK UFO Sightings:

I was awake around 3am because I've been suffering with insomnia lately, and I was sat up in bed. I looked up and out of my window and I could see a round orb looking thing, it was quite large. The orb/UFO was moving directly upwards quite fast. It wasn't moving side to side or anything. It most definitely was not an airplane or a satellite because it was moving from quite near the ground directly up towards the sky until it wasn't visible. It was glowing white. I researched this and it looked exactly the same as the UFO which was seen above Jerusalem in January of this year, which can be seen on Youtube.

This is not the first time that Brockley's had to cope with alien invasion. The question is, who's attacking the Brock this time?

Reisha's insomnia suggests Solaris, the recent spate of runaway cats suggests Alf but the machete maniac was straight out of The Hidden.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny thing insomnia

Anonymous said...

It's absolutely nothing to do with Brockley being under a flight path. At all.

Anonymous said...

I was up on Hilly Fields one night and saw a long, cigar-shaped object moving towards me.

Tressilliana said...

Paging the BDS! Paging the BDS!

Anonymous said...

Mocking the feeble minded, I'd call it.

Osh said...

So we can't have a giggle at alien stories now eh? There are some pious anons.

Anonymous said...

Feel free to "giggle". There a big Unit in Ladywell you could go see, if you ever fancy a proper laff.

Brockley Nick said...

Anon - you're the one making unfounded diagnoses - far worse than anything your accusing me of. The joke is not aimed at the witness but the idea of alien presence in Brockley.

monkeyboy said...

No connectrion to the cannabis factory?

Anonymous said...

the GanjUFO

E von Daniken said...

The Hilly Fields stone circle date stone fractured end to end (what power on earth..?)A cherry tree mysteriously felled with no sign of how! Just three examples of events that must have been visited on us from above!!!

Anonymous said...

After a night spent in Hilly Fields I came back feeling as if I'd been probed. Explain that.

Anonymous said...

I have often wandered around Hilly Fields looking up into the starry night and wondering at the chances of a UFO appearing. Would it beam me up and use me for some strange experimentation? Visions of sexy alien girls in revealing costumes.

Sadly, it has never happened, I am stuck on this planet and there are Brockley women everywhere.

E von Daniken said...

There seem to be many missing cats and budgies since the recent 'rapture'. I draw my own conclusions.

Brockley Dogging Society said...

One of our members, a guy called Richard, has lost a gerbil by slipping it past the point of no return, wherever that is (Catford?)

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