The Safer Lewisham Partnership Crime Survey

Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that! 
- The Simpsons

Lewisham Council says:

The Safer Lewisham Partnership has launched a consultation and wants local people to give their views and experiences of crime and anti-social behaviour in Lewisham.

The results of the Lewisham Crime Survey will be used by the partnership, which includes Lewisham Council, the police, probation and fire services, health, and voluntary groups, to set its annual priorities. The survey will only take a few minutes to complete and is open until 22 February.

www.lewisham.gov.uk/consultation