War Games

Joshua: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess? 
David Lightman: Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War. 
- War Games

Thanks to BCer Ben, who supplies us with this photo of a very Blackheath coup taking place this afternoon. The military hardware is for the missile battery that will be stationed on the heath for the duration of the Olympics to defend the Games against terrorists.

UK I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered that any attack would be 9/11 times 100 - or 91,100. Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought this site was about Brockley. What's with all the Blackheath and Greenwich stuff all of a sudden?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't 9/11 times 100 = 81.81?

Anonymous said...

Brockley's within missile range of Blackheath - that might be the connection ;-)

TM said...

Blackheath = Greater Brockley
Greenwich = Outer Brockley
Kent = Brockley by the Sea

or something.

Oh and the City = Financial Brockley?

Kim Jong il said...

Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre

Anonymous said...

Are they using artisan weaponry?

Anonymous said...

Doesnt shooting down a plane over london just turn one large dangerous projectile into millions of little ones?

Anonymous said...

Fireworks display is going to be great this year!

Have they check these vehicles aren't in the middle of Lewisham's Olympic festivities?

Brockley Nick said...

Yes, except Greenwich have pulled out of funding any ICBMs, so Lewisham Council are asking for voluntary contributions.

Michael said...

Are those portaloos that they are going to launch against incoming missiles?
Don't they count as chemical weapons?

Anonymous said...

Also the council is conducting an auction, highest bidder can launch a rocket at a target of their choice.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the cold air has caused Canary Wharf to shrivel. Definitely a grower rather than a shower.

trixie said...

I was feeling a bit meh about Brockley Central recently, too many comments from doom-mongers, moaners, mungists etc. However I've just had a look at the East Dulwich forum and am once again loving BC. Wow, just, wow

Ed (CPZ) said...

Funniest thread for a while.

max said...

Steven Spielberg's "1941", the US army places a anti aircraft gun in a front garden and a japanese submarine is spotted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL5JgBiy3sE&feature=relmfu

Hurrah for the people's Olympics!

Matt-Z said...

@ Anon 14:41, No it will be good honest fire.

Anonymous said...

Millwall fans get ready to greet the world to the Olympics with the welcoming chant....

"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"

Brockley Nick said...

@Trixie - damning with faint praise, but I will take it nonetheless!

Monkeyboy said...

Random Dr Strangelove quote:

[discussing the Doomsday machine]
President Merkin Muffley: How is it possible for this thing to be triggered automatically and at the same time impossible to untrigger?
Dr. Strangelove: Mr. President, it is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy... the FEAR to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday machine is terrifying and simple to understand... and completely credible and convincing.

Milt said...
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Lou Baker said...

They could probably take out more Commies if they fired one at Brockley than they would by aiming at North Korea.

Just think of the carnage though - all those sandals in the debris. Not pleasant.

Still if beard growing ever becomes an Olympic sport I reckon Team GB (Greater Brockley) is a shoe
in for gold, silver and bronze. In both the men's and women's events.

Anonymous said...

Was that an automated Lou bulshit generator?

Crofton Park Ranger said...

Is that a Team America quote in the article?

(Brockley, F*ck Yeah)

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