Brockley's Twat-cloak

Last night, Aussie comedian Sarah Bennetto live-tweeted a discussion between a nice woman and a massive twat, who was trying to entice her to sleep with him again, after he cheated on her. The nice woman told the man that she was moving to Brockley and the twat responded that Brockley "doesn't exist." It was at this point, Bennetto snapped.

The conversation unfolds like Brett Easton Ellis dialogue. Read the full, grisly account here. If Brockley manages to attract bookish women who are good in bed, while simultaneously hiding its allure from men in bad jackets and who claim to be Johnny Depp's body double, then we are clearly doing something right.

3 comments:

AliKati said...

Whoever she and Leigh are, they're so welcome to Brockley!

Pete Thornton said...

He's just the kind of north London based twat you move here to escape from.

AliAliAfro said...

Brockley deniers will never be welcome in Brockley.

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