Last night, Aussie comedian Sarah Bennetto live-tweeted a discussion between a nice woman and a massive twat, who was trying to entice her to sleep with him again, after he cheated on her. The nice woman told the man that she was moving to Brockley and the twat responded that Brockley "doesn't exist." It was at this point, Bennetto snapped.
GUYS, he's just told her he's never heard of the London Overground (!!) and claims Brockley "doesn't exist". THIS IS WHERE I SNAP.#twatchatThe conversation unfolds like Brett Easton Ellis dialogue. Read the full, grisly account here. If Brockley manages to attract bookish women who are good in bed, while simultaneously hiding its allure from men in bad jackets and who claim to be Johnny Depp's body double, then we are clearly doing something right.
— Sarah Bennetto (@sarahbennetto) April 11, 2013