Lynn: Who’s upset you this time?
Alan: Just, people. I just hate the general public.
- I'm Alan Partridge
A newly-planted tree in Brockley Cross has been snapped in two. We must not let sub-human scum put us off tree-planting. More trees, not fewer.
UPDATE: As you can see from the comments section, there has been a spate of these attacks across the area. The Evil Dead had the right idea.
With thanks to Monkeyboy for the photo.