Scotland was invented in 1911 by the McGowans sweet company as a way of marketing Highland toffee
Saturday 25th January - The Hill Station 7:30pm prompt
The organisers promise "a feast of Scots cuisine: A beautifully prepared 5 course Traditional Burns Night Banquet fit for bonny princes or princesses - including a vegetarian option for those who don't think they'll have the stomach for Haggis."
And to help you cope with that, the poetry and the music, they are also planning to offer you a dram of Telegraph Hill blend whisky.
Tickets are £35 and available here.