The Meetup Protocols of the Elders of Brockley

Dae-su Oh: Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?
- Oldboy

'Brockley 40+ Socialising' is a new Meetup group, organising a range of events in September and October at venues including The Brockley Jack and The Orchard. Founder Amanda explains:

This meetup is for over 40s who live in and around the Brockley area (singles, couples, guys, girls, everyone and anyone over 40 - plus anyone who likes to hang out with over 40s). We're going to have our first meetup in The Gantry, a bar just 100 yards from Brockley Station.

14 comments:

max doom! said...

sex club. and about time too

teacup of dread said...

what a dreadful idea, think of all those wrinkly bodies in a confined space . . .

Anon said...

OMG... that's it, I'm too young for this rubbish, I'm definitely leaving here one way or another.

Brockley Nick said...

You know where you should go? The Land of Toys! You'll never have to go to school again!

maisie_moo said...

Yes, probably for the best.

Anon said...

lol... come on Nick... old boy, You can do better than that or has the old PR machine ran out of coal?

Brockley Nick said...

Sorry, it was a Pinocchio reference. I'll dumb it down next time.

Anon said...

Your apologies accepted, we are beholden to you, your clearly far too cultured for us under 40's citing Pinocchio like that, I can barely contain myself and doff my dunce hat to your superior pseudo intellect.

Alas I must make haste, as I've ran out of talc and I've got to get me slacks pressed before grab a gran down at The Gantry ;)

Amannda40+ said...

Thanks for the publicity
Amanda (meetup organisers)

Amanda40+ said...

Sorry to disappoint you max

Chris Wheal said...

I am intrigued to know why people would want to cut themselves off from those under 40? What is about pesky 30-somethings that is so repugnant?

Brockley Nick said...

To be fair, she explicitly says under 40s welcome, but she's focused on a certain demographic.

Tamsin said...

From the viewpoint of 50+ - practically everything...

Chris Wheal said...

Evidence of why old people should have the vote taken away from them, so they cannot inflict their prejudices on society.

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