Magic tonight in Telegraph Hill

At: St Catherine's Church, Pepys Road, Telegraph Hill, SE14

Mr Magic presents an evening of genteel parlour magic and mentalism.

For adults and 13+, to raise money for the further development of the Hill Station.

7.30pm: Bar in Hill Station

8.00pm: Show in St Catherine's Church followed by table tricks and drinks in Hill Station. Book online
at
www.boldvision.ticketsource.co.uk or buy on the door: £8 and £4 (concessions)

Manor Avenue Festival Weekend

This weekend, 60 Manor Avenue will host two separate pop-up events: The Manor Avenue Micro Festival and Squattastic Five.

On Saturday, from 7pm, the People's Picture House is organising the Micro Festival squat shindig - full details here. On Sunday, the building will stage Squattastic Five, an event affiliated to Climate Camp London, from 2pm-6pm - click here for more - although the organisers stress that unlike Saturday, Sunday's event is not a public one.

The former United Services Club was originally targeted by a nursery operator, which withdrew its plans after a campaign by local residents led to its planning application being rejected. The 'owners' then secured planning permission to convert the building in to housing but it is currently a squat.

This is the squat's last hurrah, now that the property has been sold.

The New Cross House - sneak preview



The first of what may become a flurry of pre-opening functions took place last night at the revamped New Cross House, the pub formerly known as Goldmiths Tavern. A smattering of local and/or food and drink bloggers were invited along for a sneak preview (ahead of tonight's official launch party and first night proper on Monday) and Brockley Central bagged a couple of tickets.

Brockley Central was a not regular at the Tavern, to be honest: a few peeks through the grimy windows on the way to #Meateasy hardly counts (especially as by its second visit the pub was already closed). But by all accounts it was a bit of a dive.

Others, then, will be better placed to judge the true scale of of the transformation, but by any measure what the team from Capital Pubs has achieved is impressive. This is now a Big Pub. The picture above is taken from the front door and really only hints at its pleasant sprawl. To the left are more seats (and the few original tiles on which the clever custom-made wallpaper used elsewhere is based) and beyond the curtains is a further large seating area complete with more booths, an open(ish) kitchen, a pizza oven and some drop-down screens for major sports events (terrestrial only - this is not to be a sports pub). And as if that wasn't enough there's a gussied up outside area and the old shell of a barn out back has been transformed into what amounts to an entire extra pub, albeit one with open walls (the smokers are already sizing it up). It's impressive stuff. There's a few more pics here.

Hard to judge ambience on the strength of a preview night but the staff seem pleasant and enthusiastic. We spoke to the manager, who felt that the area was crying out for a good quality pub offering decent food and drink in a modern stylish environment. If he's right (and he did acknowledge that the Royal Albert was in a similar vein) then on the evidence of last night The New Cross House ticks all the right boxes.

There's a good range of interesting beers on tap (both keg and ale) including some from Meantime. Only house wine was on offer last night (from a pump but none the worse for that) but there seemed to be plenty of choice. And - a particular plus in my book - there were at least four different gins to choose from.

Food: we tried good pizzas, fried chicken (no bones!), homemade unleavened bread with a spicy dhal, deep-fried halloumi with a cauliflower dip, chilli nachos... All good. The rest of the menu is a melange of dishes that seem specifically designed to go with booze: hot dogs, burgers, pies and pizzas all feature heavily. And - perhaps in in a nod to the local student market - there's a veggie version for pretty much every item. So don't necessarily go for a three-course meal but do go out for a drink in confidence that you'll be able to have some good quality grub alongside.

On the earliest of first impressions, then, The New Cross House is a great new addition to the area and means Brockley Central will no longer be disappointed when the next ELL train terminates at New Cross or there's a 20-minute wait for a Brockley train at London Bridge.

Brockley Kong country

And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day, it was as one dead.
- King Kong

Want to look upon the face of Brockley's beauty while staring out of the window from a flat once inhabited by Edgar Wallace, author of King Kong, then this is the one for you.

We've been meaning to get a photo of Brockley's Wallace connection since Darrell alerted us on Twitter a few days ago, KFH have now done the job for us since they're a flat in a Tressillian Crescent house adorned with a blue plaque for £360,000.

Charity pop-up restaurant in June

Dates: Friday 17th June, Saturday 18th June and Friday 24th June.
Price: £25 for 3 courses (and any extra donations greatly appreciated)
Drink: B.Y.O

Emily is organising a pop-up dining event in Brockley to raise money for her friend Sam, who was left completely paralysed 7 months ago by an extremely rare and aggressive form of bacterial meningitis at just 21 years old.

For the Midsummer Pop-Up, she and friend Francois will be cooking a feast from ingredients sourced locally and tell us to "expect high standards and a friendly atmosphere."

If you're interested in going along, check out her Facebook group for more details.

Reader Offer - Happy Mondays

Happy Mondays comedy nights at the Amersham Arms are back and celebrating their return in June with an early bird offer for BC readers. Promoter Ed writes:

We are hosting some Edinburgh previews, which will feature about an hour from each act and we thought we'd give a ridiculously good offer to Brockley Central readers which is 50% off if booked before Friday 6th May 11.59pm. Normal price is £6 (£3 NUS). Offer only applicable on full price tickets.

Enter the discount code: ilovebrockley

As you'll seem we've got some ace names involved.

Monday 6th June, 8pm

http://tinyurl.com/SeannWalsh6thJune

SEANN WALSH - BBC1's ‘Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow' and BBC2's ‘Mock The Week', listed as one of DAVE's top 10 stand-ups to catch in 2011.

ANDREW LAWRENCE - Dave's "One Night Stand", Star of BBC2's "Ideal", Edinburgh Award Nominee 2007

Monday 13th June, 8pm

http://tinyurl.com/RobinInce13thjune

ROBIN INCE - Winner of the Time Out Outstanding Comedy Achievement Award

ELIS JAMES - 'One of the most promising emerging acts around' - Chortle

Monday 20th June, 8pm

http://tinyurl.com/IsySuttie20thJune

ISY SUTTIE - Dobby from 'Peep Show', Best Female Newcomer at British Comedy Awards 2008

HOLLY WALSH - As seen on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 cats, Would I Lie To You, You Have Been Watching

Monday 27th June, 8pm

http://tinyurl.com/DavidSchneider27thJune

DAVID SCHNEIDER - Comedy legend and star of Alan Partridge, The Day Today and The Friday/Saturday Night Armistice

TOM BINNS is IAN D MONTFORT, Spirit Medium -Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee 2007

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The AV referendum today - polling stations

"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."
- Deep Thought in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
- Kurt Vonnegut

If you're thinking about voting in the referendum on AV here's the list of polling stations in Lewisham.