Brockley: It's all about oil

And, in a throwback to a darker political era, we got this - slightly baffling - request from Jacqui via email today:

"I wonder if anyone knows of a freight ( not sure if that the right word) company that can collect my friends' olive oil in Spain. I would like to bring over a barrel for the delight of all and sundry in Brockley and beyond, but need to know a): how do we get an acutal barrel and b) the name of a company that ships from Andalucia.

Look forward to some enlightenment!"

We don't really know what to say.