If not here, then where?

"Is there any theatre or any culture or any things of any sort?
No, there's nothing like that Stew. It's like being dead. But the quality of life Stew, you can't put a price on it."
- Stewart Lee on life in London vs a horse in a field in the country and massive prawns in Australia

It feels like treachery even asking the question, but we've had a suggestion for a new topic from a reader:

Where would you move to if you left Brockley and why?

Obviously, there are no winners in this scenario, only losers.