Won't somebody think of the children?!

Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed and hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.

- The Dark Knight

The Christmas decoration turf-war continues to escalate, with Transpontine reporting that the Brockley Mess has responded to the Jam Circus balloon salvo with an installation of padded snowmen.