Brockley gets a USP

Hans: Right who's got my rental snake? I'm gonna lose me deposit.
Jez: Wasn't it in the salad spinner?
Hans: Empty. We need to find him while he's still dizzy, cos if he gets his shit together, he is gonna be pissed off.
- Peep Show

"@RZKellehar: Have you lost this snake in re Brockley area? Just found in my garden! @BrockleyCentral @brownsofse4 pic.twitter.com/JKaUYCyZ66"

— tedted (@tedtedtalks) June 2, 2015

We've had BC snake alerts before, that turned out to be slow-worms. But this snake is the real deal. It is apparently safely stowed in a bucket. Its discoverer, Rachel, reckons it might be a California King.