Muppetry of the penis [UPDATED]

Following incidents in Brockley and Ladywell, Telegraph Hill residents are now being warned of a flasher operating in the area. This comes via Tamsin:

The Friends of the Park committee has been notified by Telegraph Hill's Safer Neighbourhood Team (SNT) that a series of criminal offences have taken place recently in the Lower and Upper parks, as well as on Kitto Rd & Jerningham Rd, with a man exposing himself to both young and older women. 

The SNT has asked local residents to notify the Police immediately, with a full description of the perpetrator if possible, if you witness a flasher. Secondly, we have been requested to caution people generally to take all due care while out and about on the Hill. Please try not to walk through the park alone in the dark and remain alert and aware by avoiding the use of a iPod, etc. Do pass this information on to anyone you know who lives locally.

UPDATE:

According to one report (March 15th, 2012), "A 46-year-old man has been charged with three separate counts of indecent exposure in a residential area of New Cross. The Metropolitan Police have named the man as Senol Dervis Bayram, who lives in the Catford area. According to the police, all three incidents happened on Jerningham Road, with the first on December 3, 2011, and the other two in February and March of this year."

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Years ago I reported a flasher to the police. I was told that they are more common in cold weather. WHY?

Brockley Nick said...

Long macs look less conspicuous in the winter?

ThrOracle said...

I wonder of this is the same individual, reported and photographed in this link.

Anyone know him?

http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/9396513.Police_appeal_over_flasher_on_Hither_Green_to_New_Cross_train/

TheOracle said...

OOPS!

Try this link

http://tinyurl.com/866wrwy

Mr Breakspears said...

Hope they get frostbite.

terrencetrentderby said...

the first interesting thing to happen to telegraph hill since the bubonic plague

no doubt the "Friends of the Park revolutionary committee" and the "Safer Neighbourhood Team stasi" will round up this enemy of the people from the West Side for a show trial and public hanging

Willy Waver said...

You'll never catch me alive!

Anonymous said...

Not especially funny terrencetrentderby, seeing as these guys often go on to commit much more serious sex crimes.

Tajmsin said...

Or that within the last 25 years there have been several serious and tragic events - two deaths associated with the Park itself and at least two fatal house-fires in nearby roads.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Not especially funny terrencetrentderby, seeing as these guys often go on to commit much more serious sex crimes."

You speaking from experience anon?

Anonymous said...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2001/apr/19/gender.uk

Anonymous said...

oops
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2001/apr/19/gender.uk

Transpontine said...
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Transpontine said...

@The Oracle

Compare these pictures of the Brockley/New Cross flasher and the guy pictured on the train from Hither Green to New Cross:

http://transpont.blogspot.com/2011/12/flasher-in-new-cross-and-brockley.html

Brockley Flashers Society said...

We're part of the community!

Mighty Kong said...

This is what happens in suburbia.
Suburban life is fairly miserable, and people seek excitement, some through strange practices like 'flashing'.

Didn't the estate agent warn you? Or were you too busy calculating the metres you'd be from the schools of your choice.

Brockley Nick said...

troll

Anonymous said...

The perpetrator is a middle aged shredder, old school skateboarder trying to scare off the kids so he can have the new skate park all to himself!

Anonymous said...

this flasher is it brockley prick ?

Nancy said...

My friend and I have both been flashed in two separate incidents in the Brockley area in the last couple of months. The men are not the one described here recently, which means there are at least three of them operating; is there a bail hostel nearby that they are getting bailed to??

Nancy said...

Also I might just add for the sceptics among you, these are not just willy waving actions but out and out tossing-off in front of you, in public, and standing in the front gate looking into the window of the property - VERY unpleasant!!My friend was blocked from getting into her front gate - scary!

Anon said...

I wonder how many people have fb'd the named man charged. I am shocked. I know him and am utterly disgusted.

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