Pub Spy on Jam Circus

Editor: This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!
Homer: What's wrong with it?
Editor: You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.
Homer: Oh, it's so hard to get to 500 words.
- The Simpsons, Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner?

The News Shopper Pub Spy has turned his libidinous gaze on Jam Circus and found the place and its clientele to his liking. Highlights include:

For beer lovers, there is an exciting variety of bottled nectar on offer including Floisgaarden Fruit in different flavours (£3.70), Peroni (£3.10) and Purity Ubu/Purity Mad Goose England Ale (£3.50).

The cocktail list is even more lovely with wonderfully named weekly specials.

Mouth-watering food made from scratch with, where possible, local ingredients is described so incredibly on the menu I was devastated we’d already eaten dinner...

But my favourite of the night was an elderly gentleman’s white shirt decorated with cacti, guitars, red musical notes and song lyrics. This coupled with his John Lennon style round glasses, cheered my evening up no end. They really know how to light up a room in Brockley.

Read the full review here.