How are the mighty balling


White Goodman: Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky. In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball. Ball me, Blazer.
- Dodgeball

Brockley's dodgeball team, The Awful Dodgers [pictured], took to the court for the first time last week, scoring a three-for-zero shut-out.

'The Jammie Dodgers', 'The Opium Addicted China Men', 'Can't Dodge This' - none were ready for the hurricane! Click here to read about their heroics.
So successful was the Brockley Central recruitment drive that they have had to turn applicants away and are considering starting a second team.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

where is this?

Horton Market said...
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Horton Market said...

T47, St.Thomas Street, London Bridge.

Not quite Brockley Central but on the outskirts of our manor.

We definately 'owned' the court and part of the bar until closing time.

Anonymous said...

London Bridge the outskirts of Brockley ????

Anonymous said...

SE1 to SE4, not the biggest stretch in the world is it?

Anonymous said...

SE13 is closer than SE1

Anonymous said...

And?

Headhunter said...

If we've learned anything from the great skate park debate it's that people want stuff right on their doorstep or they're not interested...

Anonymous said...

Well, those people can piss off.

The Braying Army of The Stupid said...

YEAH!!

Horton Market said...

If we had a local pub/cafe running a Dodgeball team would that make people more interested?

Not too many venues in Brockers suitable to sustain a viable league at present,

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