How are the mighty balling

White Goodman: Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky. In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball. Ball me, Blazer.
- Dodgeball

Brockley's dodgeball team, The Awful Dodgers [pictured], took to the court for the first time last week, scoring a three-for-zero shut-out.

'The Jammie Dodgers', 'The Opium Addicted China Men', 'Can't Dodge This' - none were ready for the hurricane! Click here to read about their heroics.
So successful was the Brockley Central recruitment drive that they have had to turn applicants away and are considering starting a second team.