Raoul Moat is a legend!

Nina: Yvonne, can you talk us through the thinking behind this magnificent outfit you're wearing?

Yvonne: It's a sort of a fin de siecle ghost in the machine

Alan Partridge: Is that the distributor cap off a Ford Mondeo?

- Knowing Me, Knowing You

The Deptford X arts festival has punctured the complacent London arts scene with a show of such daring that it makes Piss Christ look like an Athena poster. Londonist reports:

Shock artist Mark McGowan has apologised after staging a play about the recent Raoul Moat incident. McGowan, performing at the Deptford X festival, transformed himself into the killer by placing a box on his head with the likeness of Moat cellotaped to the front.

DMX did warn us.