Hard to Kill

Coulgate Street is Brockley's one unreserved regeneration success story. But Speedicars' recent move to deface the street with their rubbishy old signage has put them On Deadly Ground.

Since then, the Council planning office has been Under Siege from irate residents, Out for Justice.

The Council enforcement team's response has been swift, writing letters to all complainants to inform them that an investigation has begun, but that it could be some time before they can take an Executive Decision.

Speedicars is not Above the Law. It can only be hoped that the tacky signage is Marked for Death.

With thanks to The Glimmer Man.