Brockley loses the internet

None of you will be able to read this, but the News Shopper reports that the problems many of you are having connecting to the internet are the result of severed cables in Deptford, which may take until the 28th to repair fully.

However, Brockley Central can report that the internet connection in its Paris hotel is working just fine - so well in fact that we were up in our room blogging about stupid maps while the rest of our group was ogling Kate Moss, who was staying here last night. Heed this lesson well: use the down time to go outside and spot super models on Brockley Road.