Brockley: The World is Yours [UPDATED]

Lt Aldo Raine: We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are... And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

The Basterds: YES, SIR!

- Inglorious Basterds

At my signal, unleash ELL.

On Sunday, everything changes. Here is your new tube map, courtesy of BC regular Monkeyboy. From now on, London hipsters come to us, to kneel before Zod.

UPDATE: Following an intensive lobbying campaign by the Forest Hill Society, the map has been expanded to show that they too are on the tube map.